What the Tech?!

It's done folks. Act 1 is tech'd.

You know when you're all:

"It feels like we've been here for hours"

or you're all

"I feel like i've known you for years!"

Well...Tech is that period. You start rehearsal, beginning from Scene 1 and then 4 hours later, you are starting Scene 2. The only difference with Tech is that instead of being all:

"It feels like we've been here forever",

you're all:

"Wow! We've ACTUALLY been here forever!"

But a good forever. The times that you can let your genitalia hang out (not literally of course...well it's Rock of Ages, so sometimes literally), laugh, and bond with your new family. We're here for a long time, so it seems appropriate to start re-writing each and every song to our likings. Of course, we will not USE these new lyrics, nor will I even give you a glimpse of what they are. See, we may be a crude bunch but we are not a brag-ee bunch (hmm... The Bragy Bunch... I might have something here).

With Act 1 finished, and waking up to this beautiful Sunday with it's sun, clear skies, and nice temperatures...it seems fitting that i am sitting half naked on my couch watching Fire in the Sky on the History Channel.

Wait.... let's try to make a rap with that:

It seems FITTING

that I'm SITTING

Half Naked on my COUCH

watching Fire in the Sky

Instead of venturing OUT!

We was gonna do Brunch

but alas, no DICE.

The Froot Loops in my cupboard

will be TWICE as NICE!

That's all you're gettin' folks, one day these rhymes I be spittin' are gonna make me some strong amounts of dough.

Until then...."DAY OFF! It's-a day, it's-a day, it's-a day-ay-ay-off. Day off come and me want to go home!"